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last week's episode [31 Oct 2007|10:00pm]

"break me off a piece of that ___ ___ ___!"
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[08 Oct 2006|03:34am]

"I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don't have a butler, I have to do it myself. So, most nights before I go to bed, I will lay six strips of bacon out on my George Foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. When I wake up, I plug in the grill. I go back to sleep again. Then I wake up to the smell of crackling bacon. It is delicious, it's good for me. It's a perfect way to start the day."
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[21 Sep 2006|09:23pm]

oh, gaydar! yeah i think they have it at sharper image.
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[16 Sep 2006|07:55am]

I'm not sure if there is a rule as to how long the quotes can be? So I will put this behind a cut. These are my favorite quotes from Casino NightCollapse )
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[16 Sep 2006|12:18am]

old friends, new lovers, and the disabled: welcome all!
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